This Shaman

Okay. So this is just one of those goofy little things I do sometimes when I'm driving or something. I wrote the following filk song (A filk is a song that is written to the tune of one song, but with different lyrics -- think Wierd Al Yankovic!) while on my way to an Imbolc ritual last night...

THIS SHAMAN

(to the tune of This Old Man)

This shaman, he played one

His journey has just begun

Singing, give that drum a whack

Be a hollow bone

This shaman will journey home

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This shaman, she played two

Her guides knew just what to do

Singing, give that drum a whack

Be a hollow bone

This shaman will journey home

*

This shaman, he played three

Until he just had to pee

Singing, give that drum a whack

Be a hollow bone

This shaman will journey home

*

This shaman, she played four

Other realms she will explore

Singing, give that drum a whack

Be a hollow bone

This shaman will journey home

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This shaman, he played five

He knew everything's alive

Singing, give that drum a whack

Be a hollow bone

This shaman will journey home

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This shaman, she played six

There's nothing she can't help fix

Singing, give that drum a whack

Be a hollow bone

This shaman will journey home

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This shaman, he played seven

He's an ordained reverand

Singing, give that drum a whack

Be a hollow bone

This shaman will journey home

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This shaman, she played eight

She will rattle out the hate

Singing, give that drum a whack

Be a hollow bone

This shaman will journey home

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This shaman, he played nine

He was looking for a sign

Singing, give that drum a whack

Be a hollow bone

This shaman will journey home

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This shaman, she played ten

She will sing this song again

Singing, give that drum a whack

Be a hollow bone

This shaman will journey home